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thatfunnyblog:

 


the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

thatfunnyblog:

 

the only way I’ll wake up early

japanese prank shows are on a whole other level

yungmethuselah:

yungmethuselah:

How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.

How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

stridering:

darknesssyndicate:

stridering:

I JUST FOUND OUT I HAVE TINY DICE??

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LITTLE TEENY DICE

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ITTY BITTY BABY DICE SO SMALL

When you need a little luck

son oF A BITCH

alt-j:

do any millionaires follow me that are bored

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

praying-to-be-happy-again:


This is just my edit but I fucking love this
"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"
I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.


I just need a person.

praying-to-be-happy-again:

This is just my edit but I fucking love this

"I just need a person" or "I just used a person"

I feel like the original way you read it says something about you.

I just need a person.